Our Menu
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
Appetizers

St. George Nachos
Beasley Gooey Gringo Dip And Chips
St. Luke’s Pork Tenderloin Bites

Lemay Smoked Par Fried Wings

Forder School Chicken Tenders
Victory Church Boneless Wings
Hancock Pretzel Nuggets

Nerinx Hall Beer-Battered Mushrooms
St. Pius Fish Nibblers
Stetcher’s Fried Okra
VA Toasted Raviolis
Mehlville Garlic Breadsticks
Salads
Add grilled or blackened chicken to any salad for $3.99.
All salads include a 4-oz portion of dressing.
Extra 4 oz dressing portions: $0.79
Dressing Choices: Cafe’s House Italian*, Cafe’s Sweet Italian, Ranch, Bleu Cheese, 1000 Island, French, Honey Mustard
Wohlwend House Salad
Christina’s Crispy Chicken Salad

St. Mary’s Gringo Cheese Steak Salad
Lindbergh Caesar Salad
Sandwiches
Served with French fries, coleslaw, okra, or baked beans.
Upgrade side for $1.99: Salad, Soup, Sweet Potato Fries, Baked Potato, ½ Sweet Potato, Vegetable Medley, Steak Fries, Cheese Taters.
CBC Smoked Gringo Cheese Steak

St. Francis Pork Tenderloin
St. Andrews Pulled Pork
St. Simon Chicken
Sister Fischer Par Fried Fish
The “Foxhole”
SLUH Smoked Brisket Sandwich
Mr. Raibel’s Smoked Meatloaf Sandwich
Burgers
All burgers are double-stacked ground sirloin patties, cooked to order.
St. John’s Lutheran Barracks Burger

Virginia Bleu
Green Park Brisket Burger
Ursuline 6oz burger
Soups & Wraps
All wraps are served with one side.
Cafe Telegraph’s Soup Of The Day
Hope Loaded Potato Soup
Cor Jesu Pulled Pork
Forder Fox Hole
Seven Holy Founders Chicken
Smoke Shack
Your choice of one sauce.
Extra sauces are +$0.79 each 4 oz. portion.
In order to keep our product fresh, we are limited to quantities on hand.
Pair it with a cold brew!

Canaan Baptist Dry Rub Ribs
Queen of all Saints Chicken Breast
Smoke Shack Meat Only

Fred Flintstone Porksteak
Stan’s Big Bomber
Msgr. Forst Smoked Brisket
Choice Of Sauces
Choice Of Sides
Entrees

Notre Dame Chicken Modiga
Lutheran South White Fish
River City 25 oz Pork Steak
Ballgame’s 10 oz Ribeye Steak
Mckenzie’s BBQ Mac and Cheese
Peace Lutheran Meatloaf Entree
Pizzas
Fresh pizza crusts. Gluten-free crust available in 10" only.

Matt’s Sweet Chili Pulled Pork
Vianney Deluxe
Dave’s Meat Lovers Special
Rosati Kain Chicken Modiga
Christ Memorial Hawaiian Buffalo Chicken
Build Your Own – Assumption Cheese Pizza
Pizza Topping Choices:
Sides
French Fries
Side Salad
Coleslaw
Baked Sweet Potato
Baked Beans
Hand Cut Steak Fries
Vegetable Medley
Fried Okra
Baked Potato
Sweet Potato Candy
Sweet Potato Fries
Country Cheesey Taters
Kids Menu
(10 and under)
Kids items served with a soft drink | Assorted juices and milk available $1.99
Lucas’ Chicken Bites
Autumn’s Grilled Cheese
Sophie’s Shells And Cheese
Emma’s Hamburger
Desserts
Bill’s Sweet Hand Grenades
Jordan’s Cheesecake
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
Catering Notes:
Full Pan feeds 25–30
Half Pan feeds 15–20
Large Tray feeds 30–40
Small Tray feeds 20–30
Delivery Charge: $50.00
To have a drink package added to your catered event, a trained bartender is required to serve all alcoholic beverages per insurance guidelines.
25% gratuity will be added to all drink packages.
Starters
100 Chicken Wings
100 Chicken Strips
Tenderloin Bites
100 Pretzel Bites with Gringo Cheese
Salad
Available in full pan quantity.
House Salad
House Made Dressing
Entrees
Smoked Pulled Pork
Smoked Ham
Smoked Sirloin Roast Beef
Fried Chicken Modiga
Smoked Beef Brisket
Smoked Sliced Chicken
Full Slab Ribs
Flintstone Pork Steak
Sides
Baked Beans
Coleslaw
Cavatelli (White, Red, Neo)
Vegetable Medley
Shells and Cheese
Potato Salad
Desserts
Donuts
Drink Packages
Basic Drink Package
Domestic Drafts and Bottles
House Wines
Rail Liquor
House Drink Package
Drafts and Bottles
House Wines
Mid-Range Liquor
House Cocktails
Top Shelf Drink Package
Drafts and Bottles
Seltzers
All Wines
Top Shelf Liquor
House Cocktails
No Café Parties Friday or Saturdays after 4.
All parties will be at Café Telegraph, full service, and will include Café house salad with 1 dressing. Includes fountain soda, tea, and coffee. Disposable plates, plasticware, and napkins.
2 Meats and 2 Sides $24.00 Per Person
1 Meat and 2 Sides $21.00 Per Person
*Salad dressing options. House creamy Italian, Sweet Italian, Ranch, Honey Mustard.
Menu
Meat Options
Pulled Chicken
Pork Tenderloin
Smoked Turkey
Smoked Ham
Smoked White Fish
Beef Brisket $2.00
Ribs $2.00
Side Options
Coleslaw
Mac N Cheese
Cavatelli Pasta
Potato Salad
Vegetable Medley
Drink Packages
*Service on all parties is for 2 hours only. Additional hour is $40.00 per hour per bartender. No shots allowed. All packages with include a bartender, server, and busser.
Basic Drink Package
Mid Range
Top Shelf
No Café Parties Friday or Saturdays after 4.
All parties will be at Café Telegraph, full service, and will include Café house salad with 1 dressing. Includes fountain soda, tea, and coffee. Disposable plates, plasticware, and napkins.
Pick 3 Apps $19.00 Per Person
Pick 4 Apps $22.00 Per Person
*Salad dressing options. House creamy Italian, Sweet Italian, Ranch, Honey Mustard.
Gratuity of 20% and Sales tax will be added to all proposals.
Appetizer
Pretzel Nuggets
Tenderloin Bites
Chips N Dip
House Salad
Cavatelli Pasta
Boneless Wings
Fish Nibblers
Smoked Par Wings
1 Topping Pizza
Sauce
Gringo Cheese
Sweet Asian Chili
Gringo Cheese
House Dressing
Tartar Sauce
$27.99 per person
Minimum 20 guests.
Entrees
Also includes: Cafe House Salad with house dressing | Dinner rolls (1 per person)
Upgrade Options (Add $2.99 per person): Fried Chicken Modiga | Smoked Sliced Brisket | Smoked Sliced Roast Beef
Select Two
Accompaniments
Also includes: Cafe House Salad with house dressing | Dinner rolls (1 per person)
Upgrade Options (Add $2.99 per person): Fried Chicken Modiga | Smoked Sliced Brisket | Smoked Sliced Roast Beef